Early Morning Head Monologues.

Brain: "Ed, you know you have work tomorrow?"

Ed: "Yep."

Brain: "Do you know what time it is?"

Ed: "It's exactly 1:55am."

Brain: "And you have to be up in less than 7 hours."

Ed: "So by this logic I will get 6 hours of sleep by the time I finish my work."

Brain: "Yes, but your work will take longer than that if you go by your usual logic of as soon as you finish a question you get to eat and watch an amusing video on YouTube. Not to mention your cholesterol."

Ed: "Brain, please. I'm 18 I don't worry about annoying things like cholesterol or...tax forms."

Brain: "Yes, but you don't have to worry about it that's always my job and you're always really annoyed at me when the alarm goe...Wait you haven't even given in your tax form?!"

Ed: "I'm sure it will sort itself out, usually does."

Brain: "It's because of the girl from accounting isn't it. You just want her to come over and have a reason to ask you something."

Ed: "Credit me with some intelligence brain, I don't need to come up with fake reasons to talk to attractive women."

Brain: "You called her back to tell her that you preferred to be called Ed not Edward."

Ed: "IT WAS A SLOW DAY! Look please I'm making progress, you should know you were there."

Brain: "Yes...Sadly myself and everyone else was there to witness that pathetic display."

Ed: "Please like you could ever get girls."

Brain: "I can and I have!"

Ed: "Yeah but you go all mushy with your emotions and it's pitiful."

Brain: "Well if you didn't drink so much I could be on my game. You know I hate chugging but you and throat team up and force me into it."

Ed: "Actually I made those decisions myself...The fact that people were yelling chug has nothing to do with it."

Brain: "Whatever, we're getting off topic, are you going to at least go to sleep?"

Ed: "Well if I go to sleep I can't get my work done."

Brain: "Well how about doing your work then?"

Ed: "Yeah but work is hard and I'm very tired. It really is a vicious circle that I get caught up in."

Brain: "So what? You're just going to continually watch Hotel Babylon until you either fall asleep in your chair or mash some half-arsed piece of work together?"

Ed: "Or until I finish this series."

Brain: "Then what will happen?"

Ed: "Honestly?"

Brain: "Yes."

Ed: "I will probably start the next one..."

Brain: "Exactly."

Ed: "But Charlie just kissed Rebecca at the Christmas party!"

Brain: "I don't care if she dressed as Father Christmas himself and asked him to call her daddy."

Ed: "What? Where did that come from? It's like you had that ready..."

Brain: "Let's not talk about it."

Ed: "Look, we have pulled all nighters before..."

Brain: "Yes but at a party with no responsibilities the next day!"

Ed: "No responsibilities!?"

Brain: "Yes, you fell asleep in Toy Story 3, and then cried for half an hour but you only had yourself to blame."

Ed: "Look I can do this!"

Brain: "What about the night before that?!"

Ed: "Hey! We said we would never speak of her."

Brain: "Yes, we did I'm sorry, I crossed a line...But you know you can't claim you were drunk forever..."

Ed: "Shut-up! Stop reminding me."

Brain: "Look I will help with the first step, where is your memory stick with all your work?"

Ed: "Uhhh..."

Brain: "You left it on the pretty accountant's desk."

Ed: "Well..."

Brain: "So she would find it and return it."

Ed: "It might work!"

Brain: "Ed, she doesn't even know it's yours! She has never had any affiliation with it before!"

Ed: "My name will come up when she plugs it in."

Brain: "Oh Christ don't remind me, why again did you call it Ed's Stick?"

Ed: "Hehe...I think that's fairly obvious."

Brain: "You are a child."

Ed: "What does that make you?"

Brain: "Okay smarty pants, what happened when she didn't return it?"

Ed: "Oh..."

Brain: "You forgot it for real didn't you?"

Ed: "Maybe."

Brain: "I give up. Let's just see what happens with Charlie and Rebecca"

Ed: "Well I assume it will be awkward as she is his boss."

Brain: "I meant just watch the show."

Ed: "Okay now you're speaking my language."

Brain: "What does that even mean? What time is it?"

Ed: "2:30am"

Brain: "You're the worst you know that right?"

Ed: "Love you too buddy."