Selflessness.

This one's about selflessness. Obviously as you may have garnered from the title.

Now when I'm comes to looks and attractiveness I'm pretty average, possibly below despite what my Mother says but still. This is probably due to me caring little about my appearance. Like I've always found it strange how the 'messy but on purpose' hairstyle has become popular. Apparently it looks good now with men and women. You could have the worst hair in the world but if it's on purpose then it's okay, or fashion. Either one.

But this doesn't translate if it's not on purpose. Like you don't see girls going down the street, seeing a homeless man and being all like "Damn girl, check out this dude's do."

I'm not assuming all women are from Harlem but that's immediately where I go when I do think about them. Probably a reason deep down in my subconscious for that one.

So my point is I do very little to alter my appearance. My hair, although different lengths now and again, stays in the same style, and has done for my whole life. I only ever try to do something with it when it's like a costume or something. Which is a surprising amount.

Anyway I'm going to quote Lois C.K. here and say that I'm not one of the guys who walks into a
room and the girl's hearts immediately start pounding and all the blood goes from their brains to their ladyparts. Those guys are out there but 98% of the male population that doesn't comprise of them aren't fans, but we're so lucky that we outnumber them, like they could get most girls but due to our vast size we overwhelm the rest of the women. Like one ant is no problem but a million ants you woud struggle with.

Anyway I'm the guy who walks into a room and the girls are like "Wow, that dude's hair is big AND orange." And I'm just like "I know but, hear me out." And that works for me sometimes. The problem is I get on best with couples, because my appeal can span both genders. So my humour in that sense is about as useful as a dog breeder picking up a neutered puppy.

So this got me thinking, I'm a big believer in the whole, if someones got a nice personality them looks don't really matter. which could be considered a big kick in the teeth for any of my ex's but I've always been pretty lucky in that department. But I always think why do I believe this? Well it's because I can't afford not to. I mean my life would be so very empty if I was a snooty as others.

And I was thinking well how do I know this is actually the case because I'm a good person and not because I just have to be? Like yeah, I would be with someone attractive like Jennifer Lawrence or any of The Saturdays. That's a fact, but I would also be with Sarah Millican because it would be the MOST fun I would ever have.

Now again how do I know I'm doing it because I'm selfless and not for say the money which that Millican is obviously raking in?

Because it spans genders.

I would totally be with: Richard Ayoade, Seth Rogen, Louis C.K., Jason Sudeikis, Jason Segel, John Krasinski.

But if you handed Brad Pitt, Matthew McConaughey or any other male stereotypically attractive to me on a platter I would say no.

Please note this is not to say that anyone in my first list of men is NOT attractive.

So there you have it an easy test to see if you really believe looks don't matter. If you think you would sleep with Matthew McConaughey, you're a bad person.